The Traveler Broads met back when they were just Broads, *cough cough* years ago. If you ask Fender, they’re frenemies. If you ask Maloney, they’re besties. Both claim they’re the hot chick in this equation and have the selfies to prove it. They spend way too much time scamming their way into travel opportunities, figuring out new ways to rag on each other, and learning how to say “Cheers!” in as many languages as possible. (Five so far.)
Sarcastic AF, she picked up her lifelong love of snark, terrible puns, and an effing Pulitzer (she can’t believe it either) writing for newspapers. When she discovered spa days and jungle tours are more fun than campaign finance reports — who knew? — she packed her bags to travel the world. Skills include: Cocktailing, Tetris-ing the hell out of a carryon, and getting off on being withholding.
MALONEY – right
A photojournalist and wedding photographer, who likes photographing beaches more than bitches. Life goals include: Singledom, figuring out how to never shower again, and finding a lipstick that can survive a trans-Atlantic flight. Don’t even try to keep track of her hair color, it changes faster than airfares to Brazil during high season.